Wore this to a house party and didn’t sit down once. The velvet is heavier than you’d think so it doesn’t cling, and the ribcage panel sits where your actual ribs are instead of halfway down your stomach. The skirt is long but it doesn’t drag. He went in the skeleton suit from the same page.

Skeleton Halloween Costume Dress For Women›

Bought the pumpkin pair for her and the skulls for me as a joke and now neither of us takes them off. Thick enough underneath that you can answer the door without feeling every stone on the path. Hers moulted a little the first week, then settled down.

Pumpkin Halloween Slippers For Women›

Wore it for a pub crawl round the West End. Under the UV in the last place the bones properly lit up and two strangers asked for a photo with me. Stretches enough to sit down in, which last year’s effort absolutely did not.

Skeleton Halloween Costume For Men›

Got the bloody bride one for the work do and three people asked where it was from before I’d reached the bar. The red is dyed into the fabric, not one of those transfers that cracks. Washed it at 30 the next morning and it came out exactly the same.

The one Halloween jumper I can wear to the office without looking like I’ve given up on adulthood. The purple is deep and proper, not fancy-dress purple, and it sits fine over a shirt. One star off because the sleeves are long on me.

Witch Halloween Sweater For Women›

Office party sorted in one order. Runs a size big — I’m normally an L and the M was right. Only gripe is that the orange is brighter in person than it looks on screen, which my colleagues enjoyed more than I did.

Pumpkin Halloween Sweater For Men›